Uggghhhh BOYS

WTF..."I want you soooooo bad", "I have been waiting for this opportunity for ever", "I have pitched a huge tent".....REALLY! Who the hell says that last one? Oh and does he think it really turns me on..."I have pitched a huge tent" ugggghhh....

This is what I was dealing with last night. I am planning on meeting up with a guy that I've been friends with for about 13 years (we're not close, we hung out here and there when our mutual friends hung out...so mostly in the summer camping) and having nothing but a romp and run.
He was texting me all last night telling me all about how he felt in high school and how he was to chickenshit to say anything...blah blah blah but now because I've approached him he's busting out all the garble blarble.
Pfffft.....he's lucky he's huggggeee (muscles...not flab) and he's hot and he's a damn good kisser or mark my words this wouldn't be happening.
Oh this better be good tonight......


The shit I get myself into!