Testing.....huh!

I was walking home from the train station on Monday thinking to myself who the hell walks home in 40 degree heat. The walk is only 15 minutes but for the love of Pete it's the longest 15 mins EVER!
So I'm stopped at a stop light and I'm plugged into my MP3 player with the tunes just cranked. I glance off to the left and there is a younger kid (I can say that 'cause I'm old now)in a 2 door faded red Honda civic hatchback with his subs just a poundin'! He's playing some rap crap that he probably doesn't even know the words to. Hes going pretty fast down a pretty busy street...but I was getting ready to walk across the street so why was he going so fast isn't the light about to change?
Yep the light was changing and the other cars going the other way smashed right into him. This little faded red Honda civic hatchback was annihilated by two dodge trucks (they were new) and a ford explorer. So his car looked like a smushed pop can. I felt bad for him...he looked like he was just coming back from a good day at the beach. He made a stupid mistake and ya he could have killed someone BUT he didn't 'cause everyone was outside of his car pointing fingers and screaming in his face.
The funny part of this whole story is that the older lady dressed in a long thick fabric dress with horrible shoes, wearing earings that were way to big for her head and the crapiest dye job EVER says "and you guys wants to know the badest part....he was probably testing". So I turned to her and said "what the hell is testing?" he drove right by us and he had both hands on the wheel. She then says "Well he was playing he music soooo loud, he probably couldn't think!".....I was looking at her with this holy fuck you are retarded and if you say one more word in this heat I'm going to punch you in the face, face and looked back and yelled "it's TEXTING not testing...FYI!"

Testing......really......GET SOME NEW CLOTHES LADY!