So I got you the job! What? And?

Major multi billion dollar company that is playing on their losses just ruined a whole department in one hour! A record? I think not!

Here I thought that working for a corporation was going to be my ticket to bigger and better things...nope it got me a couple great references which is nothing to sneeze at....but commmme onnnnn!!!!

No I'm not the one who got fired although, I'm totally acting like it. A gentleman, who's a director of a department, who's been there for 20 yrs and who also got the VP his job was fired on friday BY THE FRICKEN VP! Our VP was losing his previous job and asked his friend Mr man who got fired friday for a job, at his big corporation! The so called VP got the job offered by his friend and then turned around and got rid of his friend! Primo stab in the back!

Bloody hell nobody is safe is a corp world! And I'm sure all of you out there are just saying welcome to the wonderful slimy business universe but seriously....is there no integrity? No honesty? No self pride from the higher ups? Are they not human? So what is this said fired employee supposed to do now? Ask the now VP for a job to return the favor?

Pffffft its a load of horse shit! The corporate world blows goats!




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OOOH REEEEALLY!

They say love is blind, they say u can never keep your feet on the ground when you find love, they say love isn't enough when they say once you find love you have to hold on tight!

WHO THE HELL ARE "THEY" and how do "they" seem to know everything about LOVE!

I need some questions answered by "they" aka the experts on love! Do "they" have a website or a 1-800 number? How about a sheet of the top 20 frequently asked questions about relationships? How about an ask the expert blog that will shed some light on WHAT. YOU DO WHEN YOU'VE FOUND YOUR MR BIG?

No right!

Ya that's what I thought...bloody hell I have to stumble around this one on my own!


Thanks a lot "they"!





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What if...

Every girl out there has gone out with a guy that she's totally fallen in love with. That guy that's blown her socks off. That guy that always seems to have the right amount of charisma, charm, and has the perfect touch. And every time, for some reason, it never seems to work out! Then that guy turns into the infamous Mr Big becAUSE HE NEVER SEEMS TO LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS! Sorry about the shouting but....COME ON! Becoming a Mr Big is like a guys super power! It turns girls into bloody idiots! All we seem to do is fall back into his trap and then get hurt over and over and over again! BUT, hey.... because he's sooo flippin' smooth and knows exactly what to say at exactly the right time you think he's changed and now become you knight in shinning armor!

I've tried for months to get my Mr Big out of my head and I'm failing miserably! So does that mean that I'm still in love with him and we'll turn out to be just like John "Mr Big" and Carrie, happily ever after? Or does it mean that I'm a LOSER and totally hung up on the wrong guy?

Most of the time its the latter! I think its a dream that the "Mr Big" situations will work out some how in the end! But then again the vicious circle will start again and your back to square one completely head or heals!

Does any one out there have the cure for a "Mr Big"?







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Welcome to Calgary!

TOOO FUNNNY! So I walk into the food court area of the calgary airport to get subway! I order and sit down and a cute guy who was sitting with his GF goes and puts something in the garbage and goes back to his seat! Welllll.....his ass crack decided to say hi... oh and so did his whole in his grey dingy tighty whiteys! He then stands up and horcks up something nasty and then wipes his nose and grabs his GFs hand (yep you guessed it with the same hand he just wiped his nose with) and they walk away oh so lovingly into the lounge! OYE VEY SERIOUSLY CALGARIANS SERIOUSLY!








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Metal sticks are over rated in airports

I'm going back home! Yep again, and its still winter! But its only -25 now not -36! FUCK!
So I took our new fangled skytrain to YVR. I knew leaving at 3:10 I'd be reeeally early but meh I got the chance to leave work early! So I shopped around and had a drink but finally made the choice to go through security!
I get in line and the first guy checks my boarding pass with a green highlighter and then the second lady takes my passport and boarding pass and marks it up again with a pink highlighter! Now that my boarding pass looks like it belongs from the eighties I finally empty my pockets and go through the medal detector!
Well lucky me gets chosen for a routine check! Yep "routine check"! I lift up my arms like I'm told and then BASH! The security lady smashes me in the effin head! I shit you not she literally hits me in the head! I have a splitting head ache now writing this post! I mean I should have totally thrown myself on the ground and faked a concussion! She said sorry and was in more shock then I was. She kept saying "I've never done that before!" And in my head I kept thinking I sure in the hell hope not! Sure glad I could be her first!







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Nutty Old Ladies

The first old lady I'm going to tell you about is "sleeping bag" lady! She wears this long puffy (like p-diddy puffy) jacket that has a high collar... EVERYDAY! It literally goes from head to toe! Underneath the sleeping bag she wears a MINI SKIRT with the horrible white nylons! She never brushes her hair she just bunches it up in a couple bobby pins and calls it a day! Then as she passes you she stairs at you as if she's asking you to give her your seat with her eyes!

And then there is the second one "curly sue" who is balding and wears her hair in micro curls and flattens just the top of her head so all you see is how bad she's thinning on top! She pushes you out of the way to get on public transit first just to move at snail pace! Oh oh...and when she gets a seat she will only sit for half the ride and then will stand up the rest of the way! It makes no sense because the reason she wants to stand the second half of the trip is so she can get off the train first! BUT she's one of those people that hangs on the bar as she's going down the 2 stairs and then again moves at her snail pace!

Shoot me once I start getting old please! Good grief!






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If he walks like a duck and talks like a duck...

Is he really a duck?

I have a wonderful man who seems to quack like a duck and walk like a duck so that means he's a duck right? NNOOOO I'm not dating a duck... I'm just trying to reassure myself that I don't have a something that's not a duck!

He's usually sooo good at being sooo attentive and respectful and sweet! Today was no different...well for the first half of the day anyway! He couldn't wait to see me, he couldn't wait to hug me and kiss me....blah blah blah I later find out...he's racing home for a completely different reason and I have nothing to do with that other reason!

This is the part where I start looking for my duck!

I cant find him anywhere all I find is a donkey! I want my duck back damn it!

I should put up a LOST poster....Has anyone seen my duck?






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So when it comes to a relationship when is enough enough!

My current has 2 kids and he let's the almost 3 year old sleep in the bed with us! She never has a bad dream, she's not sick but she is perfectly fine!
I've already been through this once with him on a night where I needed to go to work the next day! Needless to say I wasn't a happy girl the next morning with only 3 hrs of sleep!
Last night the little whiner sat in the hallway and just whimpered until He-Man (my man) got up to carry her to the bed! He didn't even try putting her back in her own bed!
Now I've been told by every mother out there "some people let their kids sleep with them and some don't but you can never make him choose between you or the kids!" I know I know, is all I could say back to them and that I never would make him choose!

So here I am asking him to choose between my life style and his which pretty much is saying me in your bed or the 3 year old!

When is enough enough! Its important for him to meet my needs isn't it? Compromise and communication is key in a relationship right? Is this ultimatum unrealistic on my part?









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Osh Gosh Bahh Gawd!

Fighting (verbally) with friends blows but when its family ITS SUPER ANNOYING!
For those of you who don't know me I HATE smoking of any kind! I totally can't breath, hate stinking like it (cause I spend to much money on perfume and lotions to smell good) and think its an ugly habit. Not to mention those health concerns....wooot...I mean who doesn't want cancer or wholes in their necks so you can breath!

I've traveled to be with my family because my grandpa passed away! Sad I know but he was 93.5! The first night we got here we had some visiting and church stuff to take care of and after that was done we finally had time to relax! Well I thought I did anyway but my bro, sis, and dad are all POT HEADS so that clearly didn't go my way! So I asked them to not hot box the living room because I was sleeping in the room right behind it! They did it any way! It was lovely, I couldn't sleep because I couldn't breath! I only had a funeral to go to the next day nothing important!
So the pot heads (minus my bro the next night) were going to light up but they decided to do it outside this time! GREAT thanks for letting me breath! Woot my family loves me! Holy shit its like they want a metal! So I said to my sis "don't come to bed stinking of weed sit out there for a while cause the smell sticks to your hair." Sis gets all tough and ill kick your ass....so I got in her face and told her that when you smoke it stinks like shit face it its a fact! She backed down! She took it all personal and flipped.
POTHEADS are sooo bipolar FUCK! I though you were supposed to calm down when you smoke weed! Clearly my family has been doing it long enough that its having a reverse effect "BITCHY BITCH BITCHness" instead of the "dude where's my car" calmness!

I love family trips! Pfffffftttttt! (That's me sticking my tongue out)






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