Nutty Old Ladies

The first old lady I'm going to tell you about is "sleeping bag" lady! She wears this long puffy (like p-diddy puffy) jacket that has a high collar... EVERYDAY! It literally goes from head to toe! Underneath the sleeping bag she wears a MINI SKIRT with the horrible white nylons! She never brushes her hair she just bunches it up in a couple bobby pins and calls it a day! Then as she passes you she stairs at you as if she's asking you to give her your seat with her eyes!

And then there is the second one "curly sue" who is balding and wears her hair in micro curls and flattens just the top of her head so all you see is how bad she's thinning on top! She pushes you out of the way to get on public transit first just to move at snail pace! Oh oh...and when she gets a seat she will only sit for half the ride and then will stand up the rest of the way! It makes no sense because the reason she wants to stand the second half of the trip is so she can get off the train first! BUT she's one of those people that hangs on the bar as she's going down the 2 stairs and then again moves at her snail pace!

Shoot me once I start getting old please! Good grief!






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