Metal sticks are over rated in airports

I'm going back home! Yep again, and its still winter! But its only -25 now not -36! FUCK!
So I took our new fangled skytrain to YVR. I knew leaving at 3:10 I'd be reeeally early but meh I got the chance to leave work early! So I shopped around and had a drink but finally made the choice to go through security!
I get in line and the first guy checks my boarding pass with a green highlighter and then the second lady takes my passport and boarding pass and marks it up again with a pink highlighter! Now that my boarding pass looks like it belongs from the eighties I finally empty my pockets and go through the medal detector!
Well lucky me gets chosen for a routine check! Yep "routine check"! I lift up my arms like I'm told and then BASH! The security lady smashes me in the effin head! I shit you not she literally hits me in the head! I have a splitting head ache now writing this post! I mean I should have totally thrown myself on the ground and faked a concussion! She said sorry and was in more shock then I was. She kept saying "I've never done that before!" And in my head I kept thinking I sure in the hell hope not! Sure glad I could be her first!







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