Welcome to Calgary!

TOOO FUNNNY! So I walk into the food court area of the calgary airport to get subway! I order and sit down and a cute guy who was sitting with his GF goes and puts something in the garbage and goes back to his seat! Welllll.....his ass crack decided to say hi... oh and so did his whole in his grey dingy tighty whiteys! He then stands up and horcks up something nasty and then wipes his nose and grabs his GFs hand (yep you guessed it with the same hand he just wiped his nose with) and they walk away oh so lovingly into the lounge! OYE VEY SERIOUSLY CALGARIANS SERIOUSLY!








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Metal sticks are over rated in airports

I'm going back home! Yep again, and its still winter! But its only -25 now not -36! FUCK!
So I took our new fangled skytrain to YVR. I knew leaving at 3:10 I'd be reeeally early but meh I got the chance to leave work early! So I shopped around and had a drink but finally made the choice to go through security!
I get in line and the first guy checks my boarding pass with a green highlighter and then the second lady takes my passport and boarding pass and marks it up again with a pink highlighter! Now that my boarding pass looks like it belongs from the eighties I finally empty my pockets and go through the medal detector!
Well lucky me gets chosen for a routine check! Yep "routine check"! I lift up my arms like I'm told and then BASH! The security lady smashes me in the effin head! I shit you not she literally hits me in the head! I have a splitting head ache now writing this post! I mean I should have totally thrown myself on the ground and faked a concussion! She said sorry and was in more shock then I was. She kept saying "I've never done that before!" And in my head I kept thinking I sure in the hell hope not! Sure glad I could be her first!







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Nutty Old Ladies

The first old lady I'm going to tell you about is "sleeping bag" lady! She wears this long puffy (like p-diddy puffy) jacket that has a high collar... EVERYDAY! It literally goes from head to toe! Underneath the sleeping bag she wears a MINI SKIRT with the horrible white nylons! She never brushes her hair she just bunches it up in a couple bobby pins and calls it a day! Then as she passes you she stairs at you as if she's asking you to give her your seat with her eyes!

And then there is the second one "curly sue" who is balding and wears her hair in micro curls and flattens just the top of her head so all you see is how bad she's thinning on top! She pushes you out of the way to get on public transit first just to move at snail pace! Oh oh...and when she gets a seat she will only sit for half the ride and then will stand up the rest of the way! It makes no sense because the reason she wants to stand the second half of the trip is so she can get off the train first! BUT she's one of those people that hangs on the bar as she's going down the 2 stairs and then again moves at her snail pace!

Shoot me once I start getting old please! Good grief!






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