September 2, 2009

D-BAGs (aka Douche Bags)

Ranting Time:

I was listening to Virgin Radio this morning and they were talking about all those people who make the D-Bag list, and how you make the D-Bag list.
Time to pay tribute to all the nutters, eff'd up peoples and everyone else who made me say hmmmm at some point or another!

1. Guys who wear Ed Hardy stuff

2. People who don't give up there seats on the bus/skytrain/WCE to someone else who clearly could use it.

3. Girls who can't walk in their heals

4. Kid Carson and Nira Aurora

5. People who don't chew with their mouth closed

6. Girls who put on too much mascara and it turns into spider legs

7. Guys who wear a short sleeve collared shirts with their Armani long sleeved jacket Suits

8. Barnie - the big purple dino

9. People who go to the gym and work out only a little bit because they are wearing lululemon shit wear with a starbucks late and can't have their make up run

10. BOYS WITH PURSES (aka fanny packs)

11. Anybody who finds clowns funny

12. Fucktards who talk during a movie

13. High waisted bubble skirts with thin white cheap looking wife beaters, who does that.....oh wait I know!

14. Boys who fight over leopard print pillows

15. Airlines that don't have the fun TV in the head rests

Feel free to add your own D-Bag criteria.

2 comments:

Miss Rosa said...

so agree with you on kid carson, bubble skirts, ed hardy, and so much more ... however, i am a girl who can't walk in super high heels remember? low heels yes. not high ones though! you called me a douchebag? oh, it's on bitches! ;)

Miss Rosa said...

oh and fanny packs must die.