1990!

A friend texts me last night....

P: I need a drink you need to come with. Not staying out late

Me: Ok whats wrong? Pick me up in 20mins

P: I'm on my way now! Be there in 10mins.

Me: Aaaahhh ok where are we going?

P: The Spike haven't been and figure it's a good spot to tell you an incriminating story!

Me: Why yes it is...it's the best spot!

So he arrives in 5mins not 10 and I was in my PJ's. So I throw on clothes and heals and race out the door.

I look at P and he looks a little....embarrassed....ashamed...green so I tell him "don't tell me anything until we get to the Spike!" (It's a neighborhood watering hole that has been in Port Moody forever. Local hangout!)

We get to the bar order our drinks and I just stare at P until he finally says "I WENT ON A DATE LAST NIGHT AND 20 MINUTES INTO THE DATE I FOUND OUT SHE WAS BORN IN 1990"
My jaw dropped and all I could say was "holy shit you're going to jail, she's only 18 and you're....you're almost 38".

HOLY CRAP...he looked at me and said "she was just being born while I was graduating from.....COLLEGE!"

Motherf*cker, looks like your judge of age sucks P!~

I think I peed!