Today is a Pretty Day

Well I'm slowly finding out that as the week goes on that my smart days are numbered. I blame it all on the blonde hair, 'cause some of the crap I do come Thursday or Friday could only be a result of having blonde hair.

I can't seem to read emails properly, I can't function doing 2 things at once, I fell over this morning putting on my boots......yep it's true! That last one happened this morning, I think because I'm just super super tired but honestly...you never know.

Yesterday I went to pick up a few things from the grocery store and paid by debit but it took me 3 tries to put in my pin number because I couldn't remember it. Yep....I think I just need to call it quits. I shop only on Mondays and Tuesdays now...'cause clearly when Wednesday gets here I'm just not with it enough to make things work, like the debit machine.

This weekends scedule:

Friday: SLEEP
Saturday: SLEEP Dance SLEEP
Sunday: SLEEP

That should get me back on track! HOPEFULLY.....fudge muffins!

This is how I feel....

FRICKEN DROOPY!

What's with this...it's completely unfair and uncalled for. I mean it's FRIDAY and PAYDAY for the love of Pete!

Does this ever happen to you? You look forward to the end of the week so much just to find yourself ready for bed at 10:23am. I need to take at least 3 naps just to make it through the day...not to mention if I walk any slower I'll be walking backwards for poop sakes.

On a happier note...my day is going to be easy, almost evrything is done! So online shopping for a halloween costume I go!

Wish me luck y'all!

A moment of silence

Today was a sad sad day. I had to toss a pair of kitten heals that served me well for at least 3 years. I loved them so much. Ladies hold your shoes close 'cause you never know when they'll have to leave you. Life is short charish every moment you have with your beloved pumps, strappies, kitten heels, boots, flip flops and slippers.

I bought these shoes for $40 at a sterling shoe sale. It was love at first site. They practically jumped off the shelf and into my hands. They were black with a lite dusty rosey color panel on the sides only. I had to get them heeled like 14 times 'cause we went everywhere together. *sigh* my ladies were so loyal and kind to my feet. They loved me just as much as I loved them!

You'll never be forgotten little honeys....never!

RIP little ladies!

So Good, But sooo.....

As you can see, from the above picture....I'M BROKEN!

No not my shoe...but this could happen today. I'm a mess!

NO SLEEP = BROKEN WACKTARD Sweetpea...how am I supposed to sell anything today!

Shoe Feelings....

So Trixie and I talked yesterday and she came up with the idea that I should post more photos of shoes to help tell my story. Well here we go!

See these shoes...these are me...half exposed and half blanketed from EVERYTHING! Half of my foot feels a little chill when the other half is perfectly fine being covered from everything and NEVER wanting to face the naked truth. Yep shoes can tell you how a girls feeling.

Boys take notes!

If a girl is wearing an open toed shoe she's probably feeling a little flirty but just needs to get her to do list done.

If a girl is wearing a strapy stiletto shoe then she is a total flirt and wants all eyes on her. (totally nothing wrong with that at all as long as her outfit matches the shoe) But she is ready for a little bit o fun!

If a girl is wearing uber super high stilettos and is walking slow...she is trouble and knows how to work it. Oh yes she is a man eater (I look up to these girls)

If a girl is wearing a flat ballerina shoe she is either just dressed for comfort and just needs to get to point "B" or she is sooo the girl next door and can still work the cuteness even in flats.

If a girl is in gladiator sandles...shes trendy and craves a bit of attention. But when a stiletto is present with the gladiator shoe...yikes...boys run, this is another man eater (well that depends if you are a pansy or if you like a little challenge)

Shoes say a lot yo!

The Things I want to do before I die

And so the list begins....

1. See all the castles in Europe

2. Shake hands with a Prince

3. Get a pet dragon...just joking...it just seemed appropriate.

4. Ride a bike in France with a basket full of fresh produce

5. Watch a live "football" (Soccer) game

6. Climb Machu Picchu

7. Marry

8. Buy a pair of Manolo Blahniks

9. Go sky diving

10. Live in South Africa for a year

11. Learn to speak French and Spanish fluently

12. Become an event planner

13. Own my own home with a backyard and a front yard and a garden

14. Have a baby

15. Get a horse

What are some of the things you want to do before you die? Are they achievable? Do they have to be achievable? Naaahhh....just make the list and see how many you can check off!

1990!

A friend texts me last night....

P: I need a drink you need to come with. Not staying out late

Me: Ok whats wrong? Pick me up in 20mins

P: I'm on my way now! Be there in 10mins.

Me: Aaaahhh ok where are we going?

P: The Spike haven't been and figure it's a good spot to tell you an incriminating story!

Me: Why yes it is...it's the best spot!

So he arrives in 5mins not 10 and I was in my PJ's. So I throw on clothes and heals and race out the door.

I look at P and he looks a little....embarrassed....ashamed...green so I tell him "don't tell me anything until we get to the Spike!" (It's a neighborhood watering hole that has been in Port Moody forever. Local hangout!)

We get to the bar order our drinks and I just stare at P until he finally says "I WENT ON A DATE LAST NIGHT AND 20 MINUTES INTO THE DATE I FOUND OUT SHE WAS BORN IN 1990"
My jaw dropped and all I could say was "holy shit you're going to jail, she's only 18 and you're....you're almost 38".

HOLY CRAP...he looked at me and said "she was just being born while I was graduating from.....COLLEGE!"

Motherf*cker, looks like your judge of age sucks P!~

I think I peed!