Awoooo.....really.....awwwoooo!

So heres the thing. I'm listening to the radio on this horrible Monday Morning (ok so it's not that horrible, I'm just sleepy and haven't had my caffine fix yet) and the first song that comes on is "Shakira - she wolf". Now I was annoyed with this song to begin with but then I started to listen to the words.

One if you were going to be a she wolf would you honestly say "awwoooo" or would you try to have something that was a little more fierce and and...oh....i don't know...WOLF LIKE! Seriously lady you can shake your hips like nobodys business and you're totally hawt but you came up with a weak "awwoooo"!

So disappointing Shakira!

P.S. Kenya you are a total Douche Bag. I can't believe you did that to Taylor Swift. Beyonce, honey....you such a classy lady!

I'm good!

After sitting in a meeting for what seemed like eternity talking about our new online inventory and initiatives...blah blah blah mytelus.com....yak yak yak....more impressions to sell....babble babble babble more online training to come; I had redecorated my house in my mind, thought about the next place I'm going to visit, and made a note of things I have to do at home tonight.

Yep multitasker extrodinaire.

I found the best decal site EVER...http://www.dezignwithaz.com/
Check it out I bet you'll buy stuff! I should work for them!

So after moping around my apartment for the last couple of days I'm finally getting back to the happy side of things. It's so much better over here!
Clearly time by your self to realize that it's ok that you're by yourself its a very tricky thing to do. But I don't want to brag or anything...I mastered it!

Let me know if you have bought anything of that site!

Well Said.....

Ladies and Gentlemen of the lass of '99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...You're not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but you know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.

SING

Don't be reckless with other peoples's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

FLOSS

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you suceed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

STRETCH

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life...the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...what ever you do, don't congratualte yourself too much or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

DANCE...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. DO NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Nothern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

TRAVEL

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. don't mess to much with your hair, or by the time you're 40 it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a forme of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen....


Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Off the grid

I think its time! I'm not going to be around very much! I'm not going to go out on the weekends, no more facebook, checking phone once in the morning and once at night! Ill answer phone calls but I might not answer your text.
I do still love you all but its my time to fall under the radar for a while! Time to do some self damage control!
Ill miss you and ill back in October!

Xoxo







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Yep this sums it up!

A rant from the book "eat pray love"

They come upon me all silent and menacing like Pinkerton Detectives, and they flank me-Depression on my left, Loneliness on my right. (Hey don't need to show me. Their badges. I know these guys very well. We've been playing a cat-and-mouse game for years now. Though I admit that I am surprised to meet them in this elegant Italian garden at dusk. This is no place they belong.
I say to them,"how did you find me here? Who told you I had come to Rome?"
Depression, always the wise guy,says "What-you're not happy to see us?"
"Go away!" I tell them.
Loneliness, the more sensitive cop, says, "I'm sorry ma'am. !ut I might have to tail you the whole time you're traveling. Its my assignment."
"I'd really rather you didn't," - tell him, and he shrugs almost apologetically, but only moves closer.
Then they frisk me. They empty my pockets of any joy I had been carrying there. Depression even confiscates my identity; but he always does that. Then loneliness starts interrogating mean which I dread because it always goes on for hours. He's polite but relentless, and he always trips me up eventually. He asks if I have any reason to be happy that I know of. He asks why I am all by myself tonight, yet again. He asks why I can't keep a relationship going, why I messed things up with every man I've ever been with.........he asks where I think ill end up in my old age, if I keep living this way.
Loneliness watches and sighs, then climbs into bed and pulls the covers over himself, fully dressed, shoes and all. He's going to make me sleep with him again tonight, I just know it.





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Envoyé sans fil par mon terminal mobile BlackBerry sur le réseau de Bell.

What do you do when...

Its all about filling in the blanks!

What do you do when you like someone that doesn't like you back. And everyone around you that cares says he's not good for you but you can't help but like him!

What do you do when you want something for yourself but its just so hard to get?

What do you do when you think all the decisions you make are the wrong ones and you start asking and telling your friends that they need to make all your decision for you.

What do you do when you think that you have hit a low of all lows and that there isn't a brighter side for at least a good couple days because time is the only thing that can make you understand.

I think you impload...or melt...or end up with the biggest ulcer known to man kind!
But you'll be the strongest person for it!






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Envoyé sans fil par mon terminal mobile BlackBerry sur le réseau de Bell.

D-BAGs (aka Douche Bags)

Ranting Time:

I was listening to Virgin Radio this morning and they were talking about all those people who make the D-Bag list, and how you make the D-Bag list.
Time to pay tribute to all the nutters, eff'd up peoples and everyone else who made me say hmmmm at some point or another!

1. Guys who wear Ed Hardy stuff

2. People who don't give up there seats on the bus/skytrain/WCE to someone else who clearly could use it.

3. Girls who can't walk in their heals

4. Kid Carson and Nira Aurora

5. People who don't chew with their mouth closed

6. Girls who put on too much mascara and it turns into spider legs

7. Guys who wear a short sleeve collared shirts with their Armani long sleeved jacket Suits

8. Barnie - the big purple dino

9. People who go to the gym and work out only a little bit because they are wearing lululemon shit wear with a starbucks late and can't have their make up run

10. BOYS WITH PURSES (aka fanny packs)

11. Anybody who finds clowns funny

12. Fucktards who talk during a movie

13. High waisted bubble skirts with thin white cheap looking wife beaters, who does that.....oh wait I know!

14. Boys who fight over leopard print pillows

15. Airlines that don't have the fun TV in the head rests

Feel free to add your own D-Bag criteria.