If he walks like a duck and talks like a duck...

Is he really a duck?

I have a wonderful man who seems to quack like a duck and walk like a duck so that means he's a duck right? NNOOOO I'm not dating a duck... I'm just trying to reassure myself that I don't have a something that's not a duck!

He's usually sooo good at being sooo attentive and respectful and sweet! Today was no different...well for the first half of the day anyway! He couldn't wait to see me, he couldn't wait to hug me and kiss me....blah blah blah I later find out...he's racing home for a completely different reason and I have nothing to do with that other reason!

This is the part where I start looking for my duck!

I cant find him anywhere all I find is a donkey! I want my duck back damn it!

I should put up a LOST poster....Has anyone seen my duck?






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So when it comes to a relationship when is enough enough!

My current has 2 kids and he let's the almost 3 year old sleep in the bed with us! She never has a bad dream, she's not sick but she is perfectly fine!
I've already been through this once with him on a night where I needed to go to work the next day! Needless to say I wasn't a happy girl the next morning with only 3 hrs of sleep!
Last night the little whiner sat in the hallway and just whimpered until He-Man (my man) got up to carry her to the bed! He didn't even try putting her back in her own bed!
Now I've been told by every mother out there "some people let their kids sleep with them and some don't but you can never make him choose between you or the kids!" I know I know, is all I could say back to them and that I never would make him choose!

So here I am asking him to choose between my life style and his which pretty much is saying me in your bed or the 3 year old!

When is enough enough! Its important for him to meet my needs isn't it? Compromise and communication is key in a relationship right? Is this ultimatum unrealistic on my part?









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Osh Gosh Bahh Gawd!

Fighting (verbally) with friends blows but when its family ITS SUPER ANNOYING!
For those of you who don't know me I HATE smoking of any kind! I totally can't breath, hate stinking like it (cause I spend to much money on perfume and lotions to smell good) and think its an ugly habit. Not to mention those health concerns....wooot...I mean who doesn't want cancer or wholes in their necks so you can breath!

I've traveled to be with my family because my grandpa passed away! Sad I know but he was 93.5! The first night we got here we had some visiting and church stuff to take care of and after that was done we finally had time to relax! Well I thought I did anyway but my bro, sis, and dad are all POT HEADS so that clearly didn't go my way! So I asked them to not hot box the living room because I was sleeping in the room right behind it! They did it any way! It was lovely, I couldn't sleep because I couldn't breath! I only had a funeral to go to the next day nothing important!
So the pot heads (minus my bro the next night) were going to light up but they decided to do it outside this time! GREAT thanks for letting me breath! Woot my family loves me! Holy shit its like they want a metal! So I said to my sis "don't come to bed stinking of weed sit out there for a while cause the smell sticks to your hair." Sis gets all tough and ill kick your ass....so I got in her face and told her that when you smoke it stinks like shit face it its a fact! She backed down! She took it all personal and flipped.
POTHEADS are sooo bipolar FUCK! I though you were supposed to calm down when you smoke weed! Clearly my family has been doing it long enough that its having a reverse effect "BITCHY BITCH BITCHness" instead of the "dude where's my car" calmness!

I love family trips! Pfffffftttttt! (That's me sticking my tongue out)






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