Once in a couple month I see Red

As women, hopefully, once a month we get T.O.M (time of month). For most of us we don't PMS every month, we do every couple of months or every 3 or 4 months though, and well guess what this month is for me...MY GET THE F@#$ AWAY FROM ME MONTH. I haven't had one of these in a long long time. It's kinda fun raging for no apparent reason!

Today some guy in the elevator was struggling with his tea and some files and his breakfast, so I asked him if he needed some help. I turned to grab his tea but before I could grab his cup he squeezed his tea cup and sprayed hot water all on my neck and chest. He was sorry and felt really really bad...blah blah blah but clearly it didn't matter how many times he appologized before he got off on his floor because I'm still plotting my revenge on the balding, chubby cheek wrinkle face.

I wonder what else is going to happen today! Maybe I'll eat puppies or play football with kittens for cripe sakes! What happens to us when we get this rediculous waste of a month PMS spazz day? Was I injected with hulk crap...cause I'm not gonna lie I probable look like him right now!

Jeeebus!