Once in a couple month I see Red

As women, hopefully, once a month we get T.O.M (time of month). For most of us we don't PMS every month, we do every couple of months or every 3 or 4 months though, and well guess what this month is for me...MY GET THE F@#$ AWAY FROM ME MONTH. I haven't had one of these in a long long time. It's kinda fun raging for no apparent reason!

Today some guy in the elevator was struggling with his tea and some files and his breakfast, so I asked him if he needed some help. I turned to grab his tea but before I could grab his cup he squeezed his tea cup and sprayed hot water all on my neck and chest. He was sorry and felt really really bad...blah blah blah but clearly it didn't matter how many times he appologized before he got off on his floor because I'm still plotting my revenge on the balding, chubby cheek wrinkle face.

I wonder what else is going to happen today! Maybe I'll eat puppies or play football with kittens for cripe sakes! What happens to us when we get this rediculous waste of a month PMS spazz day? Was I injected with hulk crap...cause I'm not gonna lie I probable look like him right now!

Jeeebus!

Today is a Pretty Day

Well I'm slowly finding out that as the week goes on that my smart days are numbered. I blame it all on the blonde hair, 'cause some of the crap I do come Thursday or Friday could only be a result of having blonde hair.

I can't seem to read emails properly, I can't function doing 2 things at once, I fell over this morning putting on my boots......yep it's true! That last one happened this morning, I think because I'm just super super tired but honestly...you never know.

Yesterday I went to pick up a few things from the grocery store and paid by debit but it took me 3 tries to put in my pin number because I couldn't remember it. Yep....I think I just need to call it quits. I shop only on Mondays and Tuesdays now...'cause clearly when Wednesday gets here I'm just not with it enough to make things work, like the debit machine.

This weekends scedule:

Friday: SLEEP
Saturday: SLEEP Dance SLEEP
Sunday: SLEEP

That should get me back on track! HOPEFULLY.....fudge muffins!

This is how I feel....

FRICKEN DROOPY!

What's with this...it's completely unfair and uncalled for. I mean it's FRIDAY and PAYDAY for the love of Pete!

Does this ever happen to you? You look forward to the end of the week so much just to find yourself ready for bed at 10:23am. I need to take at least 3 naps just to make it through the day...not to mention if I walk any slower I'll be walking backwards for poop sakes.

On a happier note...my day is going to be easy, almost evrything is done! So online shopping for a halloween costume I go!

Wish me luck y'all!