One small step for man, one giant leap for Boobs!

So funny story....
My ex came into town to pick up truck parts (this is all to familiar for me) and asked if he could stay at my house.
Luckily this was a text so I could take my sweet time to think this over and respond. Ok lets just call a spade a spade, I didn't really think about it I just said yes.
LOL oh how I need to start thinking things through a little more!
He got to my house around 8ish. He was tired from driving (even though hes only 3 hours away)and so was I (from working out), so we watched a movie. Now, I know what "watch a movie" means in guy lingo so I was on guard! There was no way I was going to let this happen, I just don't want him like that.
So I sat on the couch and curled up with my blanket and started to watch the movie. Out of the corner of my eye I saw it coming but was too stunned to move. The ex flew over couch cushions to grope me (I don't even have big boobs! I wasn't even wearing a booby top, I was in sweats and a tank top for christ sake. Oh and what the hell I haven't seen him for 4 years, honestly not even exaggerating!). It only took like 10 seconds of me sitting on the couch.

Jeeeesh....

After the initial stunned look on my face was gone I just looked at him and couldn't help but laugh my bootie off. I had tears steaming down my face I was laughing so hard.

Good Grief!