Don't Do It!

First off let me start by saying it's Monday.......ugggghhhhhh!

Second I'm excited for my lunch date so that kinda dulls the "ugggghhhhhh, case of the mondays" a bit.

Now for the "don't do it" portion of this post.

I went to say good morning to a friend of mine and she pummels me with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdV9ADjpcg

and says every kid needs to watch this. I love her for still calling me a kid (honestly, i love it. I so have a Peter Pan complex). Anyhoo if you choose to watch this video it's graphic and kinda scary. See...to my fellow blackberry addicts, aka crackberry-ites, this is so much more possible to happen then for regular phone texters. Please just wait until you get to your destination or pull over, this could happen so easily.
We are so desensitized from so many things in life. We all slow down to see the accident on the side of the road, we all have to see photos of the latest news story and we all want the details. Remember life is short, precious and damn it people love you so you can't f@#$ S@!t up for that reason alone.

So text it smart out there please 'cause I love you!

Georgia Nicols strikes again!

This morning I made the choice to read my horoscope as I usually do, but this morning she was bang on!
She is so bang on that I'm creeped out and have to blog about it!

"You might be full of great ideas about how to improve your health today. (It's possible.) Similarly, you might have good ideas about how to introduce reforms or make improvements where you work. You're definitely on a kick to make something better somewhere!

- Georgia Nicols


I used to be pretty obsessed with astrology and followed it to a "T". But when I met Big A I decided to stop reading them.

But now I'm back! I have to read my horoscope every morning and I'd love to meet georgia nicols and have her give me my very own horoscope!

Do you guys believe in your horoscope?







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Ohhh Kelowna!

Went to kelowna heard a bunch of hilarious shit come out of Ewas mouth like "I hit my funny elbow" and "I used to eat drywall" and "I suck at small talk cause I once told a person on the phone to have fun at her sisters funeral!". God I love that girl!
Boys in kelowna are funny too! One guy on a long bored booking it down a street stops to say that Eva and I looked really pretty and then road off into the sunset! Too cute!
BUTTTT.....the others were the cat calling, moody when you didn't pay attention to them after they gave you a lovely comment type like "hey baby come here often?" HAS THAT EVER WORKED? Uggghhh...oooh and not to mention he was sluring his words too cause he was sooo tanked. Did I also mention that this cat calling situation happened in a park near our hotel? YA in a park! WTF!
So we are on our way home early! Fuck wine tasting! Pfffft!




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Who new a Breast Cancer Fundraiser would be so fun!

It all started with boobies and ended with a married guy fighting babies daddy!
Here let me explain!
Its Friday night and a bunch of us are going to a Breast Cancer Fundraiser! I got there at 7:30ish with a girl friend. It was fun hanging out with a few people that I hadn't seen in a while!
There were 4 of us ladies that stuck together last night and stayed at the fundraiser until 11pm! Now, drinking was definitely a part of this whole night! We were pretty tipsy at 11pm!
4 ladies make there way to the local strip joint and get settled in! Well one of my friends has a 9 year old and isn't officially with her babies daddy any more. BUT OH WAIT who is sitting in Hoo Hoo row? Babies Daddy! Sooooo funny! So we sit right behind them and surprisingly enough it wasn't awkward at all!
So we stayed until closing time! We had a blast until we decided the night was over and went to leave!
I met a guy at the strip club "married dude" (ps didn't know he was married throughout the night. But yes I made out with him). So married dude headed out with me and the ladies and met up with his friends in the parking lot!

Now here's where things get a little fuzzy...ok a lot fuzzy!

Something happens to trigger married dude and baby daddy cause they started to fight. Yep full on take the shirts off fight!

Side note married dude had a hot body from what I remember!

Any way....what an eff'd up night felt like I was 19 years old again cause I was in the safest spot RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT.
Drama drama drama!
So because I was drunk and had to say something to married dude! I start power texting! Well don't you know he calls back! He says "what? Why are you calling me? Who are you? I wasn't at a strip club! What, how did you get this number. I'm at home with my wife!" Yep and that's when I found out that was married!
Lol how does the song go..."Oh what a night..."





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One small step for man, one giant leap for Boobs!

So funny story....
My ex came into town to pick up truck parts (this is all to familiar for me) and asked if he could stay at my house.
Luckily this was a text so I could take my sweet time to think this over and respond. Ok lets just call a spade a spade, I didn't really think about it I just said yes.
LOL oh how I need to start thinking things through a little more!
He got to my house around 8ish. He was tired from driving (even though hes only 3 hours away)and so was I (from working out), so we watched a movie. Now, I know what "watch a movie" means in guy lingo so I was on guard! There was no way I was going to let this happen, I just don't want him like that.
So I sat on the couch and curled up with my blanket and started to watch the movie. Out of the corner of my eye I saw it coming but was too stunned to move. The ex flew over couch cushions to grope me (I don't even have big boobs! I wasn't even wearing a booby top, I was in sweats and a tank top for christ sake. Oh and what the hell I haven't seen him for 4 years, honestly not even exaggerating!). It only took like 10 seconds of me sitting on the couch.

Jeeeesh....

After the initial stunned look on my face was gone I just looked at him and couldn't help but laugh my bootie off. I had tears steaming down my face I was laughing so hard.

Good Grief!

Pork Chop

Me!

End of story.

Ps. This is a test post!!!! I'm blogging from my crackberry!


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