Butterflies are so pretty but not when they are in your tummy!

Sitting in my new home, which is awesome don't get me wrong, trying to pick up the pieces after a break up. I'm being held together STILL with some sort of strong tape. I'm constantly told that "it's only been 2 weeks (today actually) give yourself some credit" but I'm the most impatient person you'll meet. I don't have to time to feel like this.
I'm sure we all know the break up feeling. That gut wrenching, nervous, anxious feeling that seriously sucks butt. I sum it up by calling them the ugly butterflies. The ones that are currently doubling in size as we speak are refusing to give me 2 minutes of peace.
Although on the flip side break ups make you so stressed out that you can't eat which makes you really skinny. I've lost 8 pounds in 2 weeks. Woooooot!
I wonder how skinny I'll be in 2 weeks?